È finalmente OUT (in tutti i sensi, oserei dire) il nuovo video di Britney Spears .
La canzone si intitola Hold it against me ed essenzialmente parla del NULLA più assoluto : il tema principale è SE TI VOLESSI, ME LO DARESTI? con aggiunta di versi speziati come HO BISOGNO DI UNA VACANZA e DAMMI QUALCOSA DI BUONO sponsored by Ferrero Rocher?? Ed è subito TRIP MENTALE con Photoshop !
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| AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH |
short, the text adds nothing to the world of song as a bit 'all his songs, but to his sexual advances that you can not answer that:
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| The usual naughty Asian |
We all have the horrible secrets. Even I have one, even more than one: I have all his albums. And even some single. And a couple of posters. And a concert t-shirt (bought la large da bambino perché costava 10€ in meno della small per adulti). Lo ammetto. Britney è la mia poraccia chic preferita. È come una Valeria Marini international , e per questo va tutelata.
Senza di lei, un'intera generazione di teenager gay sarebbe cresciuta repressa e incapace di sfogare la propria necessità di sculettare , d'altronde se non avessimo avuto Toxic probabilmente saremmo stati tutti a cantare American life e Nothing fails di Madonna seduti intorno ad un falò come degli scout falliti .
Ma basta, few lines are enough to make people understand the importance of Britney in social work. I will discuss the video.
A impact first I thought it useless! She is motionless.
At a second glance I thought BOH.
third look at (and after reading an enlightening comment on youtube) I discovered the meaning of the video: is the story of Britney , a fine walk through delicate metaphors and famous symbol! Here we go.
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The video begins with a meteor falls on the land. How everything is connected to the story of Britney? But of course she is the meteorite, which shocked the world when, at a young age and ... Baby One More Time, shows us what a school uniform could be sensual. I actually have always thought that this was the protagonist of the video-like Asian Criticona spying by Britney and cabinets that appears at the top on this post.
2. Il video continua con Britney che si dedica al product placement, ma anche al trucco e (soprattutto) PARRUCCO, e simboleggia il suo ingresso nel mondo del pop fatto di vanità e apparenza. Non perde occasione per promuovere il suo nuovo profumo... E qua potrei perdermi per ore a parlare dell'inutilità di un profumo che porti il nome di una star famosa, ma non lo farò perché lo trovo noioso.
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| Si, è product placement. |
3. between a perfume and a choreography, the video proceeds showing a Britney dressed in white who stands between the big screens that show videos of past hits, but she is obviously becoming increasingly popular and is floating, floating higher and higher!
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| Ethereal. |
Meanwhile, in a scene seemingly futile search for Britney is the perfect man on an online site. Plenty of fish, namely FISH in spades, never name was more appropriate. And I thought a site was invented, no no! Is there really! However, this is the moment of his life in which you can insert into marriages with men foolish and disappointing failures. BUUH!
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| That pussy! |
4. Tension rises, making Britney the poor victim of the media, until a zero will give the hair and an umbrella at the top of a paparazzo. It would have been nicer that she was actually surrounded by umbrellas rather than microphones.
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| You are saying WTFLEAVEMEALONE |
Thus, the His madness is represented on video by a long deformed mouth (Julia Roberts seems !)...
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| Julia Roberts |
... from a split personality ...
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| Catfights Valerie Marini |
bukkake ... and a rainbow on her, has become SAMARA.
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| Bukkake & Samara |
5. But all's well that ends well, because it picks up, dance and sing. [To say boring tone of one who has been sick and tired of this fucking video] So Britney back to being a pop diva!
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| Grand Final |
the end This post was all an excuse to do the montage of Britney Ferrero Rocher.
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