Sunday, January 2, 2011

How To Make A Rc Rah-66

The QUEEN OF SMOOTH ITALIAN mazurkas sings for the elderly actress maliziosetti

Lo ammetto. Quando avevo 13 anni, insieme ai miei amici rubai un cd da un ipermercato. Era un gesto infantile fatto per gioco, per la voglia di fare qualcosa di diverso, anche perché quel cd costava due euro e ovviamente ce lo saremmo potuti permettere. Il cd in questione era una vera poracciata:  UNA DONNA COME ME di TITTI BIANCHI .

A catchy title and a cover so overwhelming that depicted a middle-aged woman with a jacket in leather (or plastic) orange FIERCE really were the reasons that pushed us to act so inappropriately (so after serving a sentence).

Information Trashy : the box set of CD there was also a poster with a picture of Tweety and ambiguissima phrase
WAITING FOR YOU TO CONCERT FOR ... The autograph.

In un attimo le canzoni mi rapirono. Quel pover uomo di mio padre che accompagnava me ed i miei amici a scuola e veniva a riprenderci, doveva sorbirsi il cd di Titti che urlava IL TRENO VA, VELOCE COME IL VENTO o VOGLIO FARE UNA RUMBA COL RITMO DI SAMBA .

Special mention anche ai miei amici che per il mio 20esimo compleanno mi regalarono un altro album di Titti, LA NAVE DELL'AMORE . 


Questo gioiellino contiene numerose mazurke dai testi provocatori dedicati a mariti ormai in andropausa ( "tu mi carichi la molla anche se son quasi in coma. Come ormai tutte le notti mi fai pel e contropel, ma ricordati mia cara che non sono DURACELL" da "L'ape regina" ), o a mogli che tradiscono i mariti con compagni di ballo ( "io mi consolo, rido di te con l'amico tuo più caro che mi bacia e grido OLÈ" da " La mazurka delle corna ") o al desiderio di amanti latini ( "e poi l'amor you will make. a road in the dark " from" Andalusian Serenade ").


And then one day, came Youtube . And the record of Tweety wisely decided to publish his great video clips on the web! New horizons open for older fans of smooth (aka lovers of trash), songs with amazing video unexpected and inappropriate as ...

THE DOOR
A series of shots stolen from the mobile home pictures of Tweety introduces us to this hymn to women who exceed 39 years. The video begins with a young scioccherella ready to ride. Tweety appears locked in a castle that has the song as the sole entertainment of the times gone by now ... But MAGIC! Escaped from the castle, bounce and ride a bicycle (way). Waiting at the level crossing, Tweety is joined by twenty thousand other cyclists of all ages that follow it: it's a rally!


DOLL (feat. Zara Man dummy)
A black & white full of mystery, alternating with scenes in color made of wild dancing under the watchful eye of a Zara dummy that does not give Tweety what she expects.


MY SISTER
Ma. Ma .. Surprise! This video shows an unexpected guest (unnamed), which start a mutual dedication of memories of being sisters (looking at old photos that have been brought for the occasion)! We discover here that Tweety was complaining that her boyfriend looked at his sister, and instead stole the Innominata miniskirt with blue shoes! But these fights are now history, as the sisters happy for a floating city at sea (or lake?)

I rebuke you ... And you run mother.

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